Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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