No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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