whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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