is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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