I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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