I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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