I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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