So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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