i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
last night I used snow as a chaser
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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