Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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