covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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