I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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