How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
there is puke in my bra ... again
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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