What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She announced her abortion via fbk
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize