he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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