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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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