normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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