It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
nutella sex= disaster
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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