If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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