What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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