Sry I called you an 8
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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