It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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