does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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