so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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