there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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