thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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