whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.