U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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