Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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