well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
