So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
