He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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