I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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