Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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