So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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