i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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