I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
