So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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