Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
