Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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