that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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