Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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