hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Drake has all the answers
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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