dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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