I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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