Sponge bath it is.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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