i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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