Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize