bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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