I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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