umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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