I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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