i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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