I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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