she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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