My liver just broke up with me...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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