I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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