shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
